Juice and Veins Popping Out of My Neck

Ahhhh, the constant question, "What stack are you on right now?" This always makes me shake my head. Why does everyone automatically assume that I'm pinning(taking steroids)? Sure, one year ago I weighed in at 240lbs and now I'm in the low 300s, but I had previous lifting experience. I took almost 4 years off because of the accident and that is a lot of time to lose a ton of muscle mass, but muscle has memory to it. My strength has gone up a lot too, but it has all been nothing but hard work, eating everything i can get my hands on, and busting my ass whenever I can in the gym.

I had a guy walk up to me not too long ago, show me a piece of paper, and asked me, "Am I doing this right?". On the list was the names of different anabolic/androgenic steroids. I just had to shake my head and tell the guy I had no idea what was going on with that stuff.

The thing I don't get is that I don't consider myself that strong. I just passed 500 on my Squat and Deadlift, which is pretty good considering I've only been at it for a year. But, there are guys out there who lift a whole hell of a lot more than I do both raw and geared while being drug free. Scott Yard is a huge example of that.

People just don't get hard work anymore. They think that if someone has worked harder than them and is better than they are, they had to cheat to do it. I link it back to the change in sports here in America. Now, everybody gets a trophy, whether they win or not. We can't pick for sports teams because then someone would have to be chosen last. I think I was in the last generation for things like kickball and dodgeball where we picked teams one person at a time and there were losers. Hell, its survival of the fittest at its finest. "But Matt, that's not fair"

EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, BUT FUCK FAIR. Was it fair when I got hit by that semi. Hell no, but if you want something you go earn it.

I don't get that mentality. You don't deserve anything, you have to earn it. I have people tell me, "You work too hard, you deserve a vacation". Well guess what? If I don't work, bills don't get paid, therefore I didn't earn the right to take a vacation. Darwin was right it is all about survival of the fittest. Now, with this new mentality everyone embraces it is survival of the fairest, which is total horseshit.

Now that I have veins popping out of my neck and forehead its time to go eat and get a few Rockstars to get me through the day.

Things That Make Me Wanna Blow My Brains Out

Merry Christmas!!! My gift to you? A 310lb ball of pissed off man with Monster Absolute Zero and Ephedrine coursing through his veins and Blue Heat as his cologne.

Thought #1
I saw this ad today for PETA, which apparently stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I like to think of it as People Eating Tasty Animals. With that in mind let me pose this question, "If we are not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of delicious meat?" Back on track. This ad has a troll by the name of Alicia Mayer on it donning nothing but lettuce leaves to cover her (wore than likely well worn out) "lady areas". She doesn't want you to eat meat. Awwww, isn't that sweet, she doesn't want evil, dirty, bad for you meat in her body. Once you look at the ad this woman has some of the most ridiculously augmented breasts I've seen in a while. Meat is bad for you? How about those hot air balloons you have sitting on top of your chest? You sure that those are the healthiest thing for you?

Now, I'm not against breast augmentation or any other plastic surgery, but this shit is ludicrous. In fact, when done correctly I think it is a good thing. Not eating meat for ethical reasons just blows my mind. I paid my way through college as a Butcher and a Meat Cutter, not to mention I consume critters as often as possible. These PETA people have serious mental problems.

Thought #2
If you are going to Squat, then Squat. I don't want to see another 6" deep squat ever again. I watched these guys do squats the other day and it made me cringe. they have like 585 on the bar, they walk it out and they have a spotter behind the guy and on each end of the bar, so far so good. Then the back spotter places his knee between the legs of the squatter to gauge how deep the squatter should go. Unless your back spotter is a member of the sideshow of a 3rd rate carnival there is no way he is short enough so that his thigh is at sufficient depth. They then bust out like 10 reps letting the bar bounce on their back at the top of each rep.

To make it even better one of their buddies comes over with his cell phone and takes video. The guy un-racks the bar and and starts the "Squats", while the cameraman is yelling out, "Dis shit goin' on YouTube". Well I hope it does so that they can get ripped a new one in the comments section.

If your too scared to hit depth on a Squat sack up like a real man and do Deadlifts. Deadlifts are the last test of true strength and there is no cheating. Either you pick the bar off of the floor and lock it out, or you don't. It doesn't matter if you hitch or get a slow clean pull as long as it is legal in the organization in which you are lifting. It is that simple. Which leads me to...

Thought #3
Why does no one Deadlift anymore? Nothing gives you the physiological response like a heavy Deadlift. I put on a bunch of mass in the past few months without gaining much fat. You know how I did it? Deep Squats and Deads. It is really that simple. Grab the bar and yank it off of the floor and watch the gobs of muscle build on your frame. Get off the damned machines stop trying to use Ronnie Coleman's 2002 split for the Olympia title.


Until next time RANT OVER!!!

Sticking With a Program

I see, over and over again, people switching their programming up way too soon. Everyone wants to gain as much as they can as far as size, weights, etc... but no one wants to stick with a program for longer than a month. We live in a society where everything is instant and when we don't get instant results in the gym we throw a hissy fit and switch it up because, "Its a problem with the program". I say bollocks, you being a gigantic weenie is the reason you are not getting results.

For the past year I adhered to the Conjugate Method of training(Notice I didn't say Westside here). You read that right, I followed the same exact protocol for an entire year and saw continuous results. Traditional/Linear Periodization says that you have to switch up training styles every 4-6 weeks to see results and I'm calling shenanigans. Now here is where people who hold the certifying bodies up as the gold standard are going to get butt hurt.

Let me ask you one question, "If your goal is to gain strength, what happens to your strength when you switch back to an "Endurance" phase or even a "Hypertrophy" phase?" It is going to go to crap. Stick with your programming longer. Now I'm not saying stick with a 5x5 for the rest of your life. Give your programming some time, seek the advice of people that are bigger, faster, and stronger than you. Success leaves trails, so follow them. Which leads me to my next point...

When seeking the advice of someone that has written programming for you, take it as it is. I see people trying to change up protocols that are tried and true all the time. If you write your own programming, by all means change it up. Let us take Jim Wendler's 5/3/1 into account here. Jim gets bombarded every friggin' day about questions about changing up his programming. He has written the program a certain way for a reason, he knows what he is talking about. If you think you're such a training guru write your own damned program and sell it. Give the programming a chance, wait three months, then if you feel as if the programming is inadequate, or there is something you want to change about it, do it! Wait another three months and compare the results to the previous training cycle's. If they are not as good as before, then you know where you went wrong.

Find what works for you. There is no golden standard when it comes to one method being vastly superior to another. Some people get better results from the Westside Template, others do better on 5/3/1. Hell, Doug Hepburn used his Program A/Program B protocol for years before he switched it up. Every person is different. If you are built to be explosive, using the Conjugate Method might not do you all that much good, but if you are slow but strong, the Dynamic Effort Day will do you some good.

All in all, JUST BE PATIENT. It took Andy Bolton almost three years to put 5 lbs on his deadlift when going from 1003 to 1008. You keep that in mind and you'll do fine.

Off Day and Things That Piss Me Off

I took the day off to do some filming for some exercise demonstration stuff we are trying to put together for the new trainers. I've gone over the Squat, Deadlift, Turkish Get-Up and many of their variations. Yesterday I was filming on how to utilize chains in training. Most CPTs here at the gym just drape a chain over the barbell and call it a day, without worrying about lockout height and ROM. So I was showing how to double and quadruple the chains and use a smaller gauge chain to adjust for the height.
I get through the Squat and Deadlift and move on to the Bench Press. As I'm in the middle of placing the chain on the collar some asshat walks in front of the camera and proceeds to stand there and watch. He says to me, "I want to watch what you are doing". That is all fine and dandy, but you just wasted film time. So, I had to throw on my professional face and say, "I'm sorry sir, but we are trying to film here."
Its just like the idiots that walk in front of cameras as someone is trying to take a family photo. Take others into consideration from time to time. I don't know about you, but I try to keep pretty aware of my surroundings as I'm walking around. It was pretty obvious that we were filming. There were probably 10 people in the room at the time and one of those people was standing behind a tripod. Call me bat-shit crazy, but I would assume someone is trying to shoot a video in this situation.

Later I'll post training for today. Going to work up to a 1RM on Power Press to see how my upper body is progressing.